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 # debian_setup_tools
 
-Ayyy let's have fun everybody
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+Ayyy let's have fun everybody
+
+- `deb_bugger.sh`
+
+    Usual setup script
+
+- `deb_linode.sh`
+
+    Special Linode edition
diff --git a/deb_bugger.sh b/deb_bugger.sh
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+#!/usr/bin/env sh
+
+set -e
+
+# Make sure we can connect to apt repos
+apt-get update
+
+# Networking & Firewall
+apt-get -y install network-manager netcat-openbsd rsync curl wget \
+        net-tools ufw whois ifupdown- connman- cmst- netcat-traditional-
+
+if [ -w /etc/network/interfaces ]; then
+    mv /etc/network/interfaces /etc/network/interfaces.OLD
+    touch /etc/network/interfaces
+fi
+
+# Can only give ufw one arg at a time...
+for service in mdns dhcpv6-client; do
+    ufw allow $service
+done
+ufw limit ssh
+
+ufw --force enable
+
+# Disallow root login via ssh
+echo 'PermitRootLogin no' > /etc/ssh/sshd_config.d/permit_root_login.conf
+systemctl restart sshd
+
+# Make sure NetworkMangler is doing its thing
+systemctl restart NetworkManager NetworkManager-wait-online
+
+# Pause here til it's good or it won't make it much further
+until nc -w 5 -z mirror.swagg.net 80; do
+    echo "Couldn't ping SwaggNet... Trying again in 5 seconds..."
+    sleep 5
+done
+
+# Shared drives
+if grep -q 'swaggnet\.real' /etc/resolv.conf; then
+    apt-get -y install cifs-utils smbclient autofs
+
+    if ! [ -d /var/autofs/swagg ]; then
+        mkdir -p /var/autofs/swagg
+    fi
+
+    if ! [ -d "$HOME"/misc ]; then
+        mkdir "$HOME"/misc
+    fi
+
+    (cd "$HOME"/misc
+     wget --content-disposition \
+          'http://mirror.swagg.net/cgi-bin/iso9660.cgi'
+     tar xf samba_swagg_debian.tar.gz
+     cp samba_swagg/etc/auto.master.d/swagg.autofs /etc/auto.master.d/
+     cp samba_swagg/etc/auto.swagg /etc/
+     cp samba_swagg/root/.samba /root/.samba)
+
+    systemctl restart autofs
+fi
+
+# AppArmor (disable for now)
+cat > /etc/default/grub.d/apparmor.cfg <<'EOF'
+GRUB_CMDLINE_LINUX_DEFAULT="$GRUB_CMDLINE_LINUX_DEFAULT apparmor=0"
+EOF
+
+update-grub
+
+# Development stuff
+apt-get -y install git libsecret-1-0 libsecret-1-dev build-essential vim \
+        emacs crun podman podman-docker podman-compose ruby-full rbenv   \
+        perl perlbrew cpanminus rakudo raku-* postgresql-15 shellcheck   \
+        postgresql-server-dev-15 emacs-goodies-extra-el                  \
+        elpa-dockerfile-mode elpa-web-mode elpa-yaml-mode docker-compose-
+
+(cd /usr/share/doc/git/contrib/credential/libsecret
+ make)
+
+# Logging
+apt-get -y install rsyslog
+
+if [ -d /var/log/journal ]; then
+    rm -rf /var/log/journal
+fi
+
+# Firmware (if available)
+if apt-get -s install firmware-linux-nonfree 2>&1 > /dev/null; then
+    apt-get -y install firmware-linux-nonfree
+fi
+
+# Various things
+apt-get -y install unifont bsdgames fortune-mod fortunes-bofh-excuses      \
+        fortunes-mario fortunes fortunes-min neofetch screen beep apt-file \
+        htop iftop lm-sensors
+
+apt-file update
+
+# systemd cope
+perl -i.bak -pe 's/^#// if /Timeout/ && /\ds$/' /etc/systemd/system.conf
+
+# Stop here if there's no graphical UI
+if [ "$(systemctl is-active display-manager)" = 'inactive' ]; then
+    apt-get -y autoremove
+    exit
+fi
+
+# fwupd
+apt-get -y install udisks2 fwupd
+
+# PipeWire
+apt-get -y remove pipewire-media-session
+apt-get -y install wireplumber libspa-0.2-bluetooth
+
+systemctl --user -M daniel@ enable wireplumber.service
+
+# Flatpak
+apt-get -y install flatpak
+
+flatpak remote-add --if-not-exists flathub \
+        'https://flathub.org/repo/flathub.flatpakrepo'
+
+# Various DESKTOP things
+apt-get -y install lxqt-archiver caffeine picom vlc thunderbird redshift   \
+        kitty libopengl-xscreensaver-perl xscreensaver-data-extra          \
+        xscreensaver-data xscreensaver-gl-extra xscreensaver-gl            \
+        xscreensaver-screensaver-bsod xscreensaver-screensaver-dizzy       \
+        xscreensaver-screensaver-webcollage chromium nm-tray gimp quassel- \
+        transmission-qt liblxqt-backlight-helper xserver-xorg-video-intel- \
+        openbox obconf-qt menu xfwm4-
+
+flatpak -y install com.bitwarden.desktop com.discordapp.Discord \
+        com.sindresorhus.Caprine com.slack.Slack im.riot.Riot
+
+# Laptop stuff
+if ! command -v laptop-detect > /dev/null 2>&1; then
+    apt-get -y install laptop-detect
+fi
+
+if laptop-detect; then
+    apt-get -y install tlp modemmanager modem-manager-gui powertop-
+fi
+
+# Steam (if available)
+(cd /tmp
+ # I can't do a simulated install due to the multilib requirement
+ if apt-get download steam-installer 2>&1 > /dev/null; then
+     dpkg --add-architecture i386
+     apt-get update
+     apt-file update
+
+     apt-get -y install steam-installer
+
+     rm ./steam-installer*.deb
+ fi)
+
+# Clean up before exiting
+apt-get -y autoremove
diff --git a/deb_linode.sh b/deb_linode.sh
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+#!/usr/bin/env sh
+
+set -e
+
+# Make sure we can connect to apt repos
+apt-get update
+
+# Networking & Firewall
+apt-get -y install network-manager netcat-openbsd rsync curl wget \
+        net-tools ufw whois ifupdown- connman- cmst- netcat-traditional-
+
+if [ -w /etc/network/interfaces ]; then
+    mv /etc/network/interfaces /etc/network/interfaces.OLD
+    touch /etc/network/interfaces
+fi
+
+# Can only give ufw one arg at a time...
+for service in mdns dhcpv6-client; do
+    ufw allow $service
+done
+ufw limit ssh
+
+ufw --force enable
+
+# Disallow root login via ssh
+echo 'PermitRootLogin no' > /etc/ssh/sshd_config.d/permit_root_login
+systemctl restart sshd
+
+# Make sure NetworkMangler is doing its thing
+systemctl restart NetworkManager NetworkManager-wait-online
+
+nmcli device set eth0 managed true
+nmcli connection modify Wired\ connection\ 1 ipv6.addr-gen-mode eui64
+
+# Pause here til it's good or it won't make it much further
+until nc -w 5 -z mirror.swagg.net 80; do
+    echo "Couldn't ping SwaggNet... Trying again in 5 seconds..."
+    sleep 5
+done
+
+# AppArmor (disable for now)
+cat > /etc/default/grub.d/apparmor.cfg <<'EOF'
+GRUB_CMDLINE_LINUX_DEFAULT="$GRUB_CMDLINE_LINUX_DEFAULT apparmor=0"
+EOF
+
+update-grub
+
+# Logging
+apt-get -y install rsyslog
+
+if [ -d /var/log/journal ]; then
+    rm -rf /var/log/journal
+fi
+
+# Various things
+apt-get -y install unifont bsdgames fortune-mod fortunes-bofh-excuses      \
+        fortunes-mario fortunes fortunes-min neofetch screen apt-file \
+        htop iftop
+
+apt-file update