diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 1f91c97..383f6d3 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -61,7 +61,7 @@ tests locally:
 
 ## TODOs
 
-1. Full text search + archive old posts
+1. Winter/Christmas/New Years background
 1. "All new posts flagged" mode (require approval for new posts)
 1. Tests for mod-only user?
 
diff --git a/assets/css/elements.css b/assets/css/elements.css
index 49a92eb..2a2d37b 100644
--- a/assets/css/elements.css
+++ b/assets/css/elements.css
@@ -32,6 +32,8 @@ body {
     /* background-image: url('/images/topwwbackground.gif'); */
     /* Spooky time! */
     background-image: url('/images/halloween_background_1.gif');
+    /* Christmas/New Years-ish? */
+    /* background-image: url('/images/windowstars.gif'); */
     width: 95vmin;
     margin: 0 auto;
     font-family: 'w95fa', sans-serif;
diff --git a/example_post_text.conf b/example_post_text.conf
index 21ef9a4..7926ff1 100644
--- a/example_post_text.conf
+++ b/example_post_text.conf
@@ -1,12 +1,18 @@
 {
+    max_thread_pages =>    10,
     threads_per_page =>     5,
     remarks_per_page =>     5,
+    results_per_page =>     5,
     body_max_length  => 8_000,
     secrets          => ['t0p_s3cr3t'],
     development      => {
         pg_string =>
             'postgresql://post_text:t0p_s3cr3t@127.0.0.1/post_text'
     },
+    production => {
+        pg_string =>
+            'postgresql://post_text:t0p_s3cr3t@127.0.0.1/post_text'
+    },
     'TagHelpers-Pagination', {
         separator => ' ',
         current   => '<strong><u>{current}</u></strong>',
diff --git a/lib/PostText.pm b/lib/PostText.pm
index 3d61ae7..eb53c6e 100644
--- a/lib/PostText.pm
+++ b/lib/PostText.pm
@@ -13,6 +13,7 @@ use HTML::Restrict;
 use PostText::Model::Thread;
 use PostText::Model::Remark;
 use PostText::Model::Moderator;
+use PostText::Model::Page;
 
 sub startup($self) {
     $self->plugin('Config');
@@ -59,6 +60,10 @@ sub startup($self) {
             )
     });
 
+    $self->helper(page => sub ($c) {
+        state $moderator = PostText::Model::Page->new(pg => $c->pg)
+    });
+
     $self->helper(truncate_text => sub ($c, $input_text) {
         my $truncated_text = 299 < length($input_text)
             ? substr($input_text, 0, 299) . '…' : $input_text;
@@ -85,7 +90,7 @@ sub startup($self) {
     # Finish configuring some things
     $self->secrets($self->config->{'secrets'}) || die $@;
 
-    $self->pg->migrations->from_dir('migrations')->migrate(14);
+    $self->pg->migrations->from_dir('migrations')->migrate(15);
 
     if (my $threads_per_page = $self->config->{'threads_per_page'}) {
         $self->thread->per_page($threads_per_page)
@@ -95,6 +100,14 @@ sub startup($self) {
         $self->remark->per_page($remarks_per_page)
     }
 
+    if (my $results_per_page = $self->config->{'results_per_page'}) {
+        $self->page->per_page($results_per_page)
+    }
+
+    if (my $max_thread_pages = $self->config->{'max_thread_pages'}) {
+        $self->thread->max_pages($max_thread_pages)
+    }
+
     $self->asset->process;
 
     push @{$self->commands->namespaces}, 'PostText::Command';
@@ -116,7 +129,7 @@ sub startup($self) {
 
         return $c->redirect_to(
             captcha_page => return_url =>
-                b64_encode gzip $c->url_for->to_abs->to_string
+                b64_encode gzip $c->url_with->to_abs->to_string
           ), undef;
     });
 
@@ -137,6 +150,9 @@ sub startup($self) {
 
     $r->get('/feeds')->to('page#feeds')->name('feeds_page');
 
+    # Not-so-static but I mean they're all 'pages' c'mon
+    $human->get('/search')->to('page#search')->name('search_page');
+
     $r->any([qw{GET POST}], '/captcha/*return_url')
         ->to('page#captcha')
         ->name('captcha_page');
diff --git a/lib/PostText/Controller/Moderator.pm b/lib/PostText/Controller/Moderator.pm
index 1d8891d..93e9f64 100644
--- a/lib/PostText/Controller/Moderator.pm
+++ b/lib/PostText/Controller/Moderator.pm
@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@ sub flagged($self) {
     my @post_links    = map {
         $self->url_for(
             'hidden_' . $_->{'type'}, $_->{'type'} . '_id' => $_->{'id'}
-          )
+            )
     } @{$flagged_posts};
 
     $self->stash(post_links => \@post_links);
@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@ sub hidden($self) {
     my @post_links    = map {
         $self->url_for(
             'hidden_' . $_->{'type'}, $_->{'type'} . '_id' => $_->{'id'}
-          )
+            )
     } @{$hidden_posts};
 
     $self->stash(post_links => \@post_links);
@@ -57,7 +57,7 @@ sub login($self) {
                     author   => $mod_name,
                     is_admin => $admin_status
                     );
-                $self->flash(info => "Hello, $mod_name 😎");
+                $self->flash(info => "Hello, $mod_name. 😎");
                 $self->moderator->login_timestamp($mod_id);
 
                 return $self->redirect_to('flagged_list');
@@ -77,7 +77,7 @@ sub login($self) {
 sub logout($self) {
     delete $self->session->%{qw(mod_id is_admin)};
 
-    $self->flash(info => 'Logged out successfully 👋');
+    $self->flash(info => 'Logged out successfully. 👋');
 
     $self->redirect_to('threads_list');
 }
@@ -163,7 +163,7 @@ sub create($self) {
             my $password = $v->param('password');
 
             $self->moderator->create($name, $email, $password);
-            $self->stash(info => "Created moderator account for $name 🧑‍🏭");
+            $self->stash(info => "Created moderator account for $name. 🧑‍🏭");
         }
     }
 
@@ -187,7 +187,7 @@ sub admin_reset($self) {
             my $password = $v->param('password');
 
             $self->moderator->admin_reset($email, $password);
-            $self->stash(info => "Reset password for $email 🔐");
+            $self->stash(info => "Reset password for $email. 🔐");
         }
     }
 
@@ -210,7 +210,7 @@ sub mod_reset($self) {
             my $mod_id   = $self->session->{'mod_id'};
 
             $self->moderator->mod_reset($mod_id, $password);
-            $self->flash(info => "Password has been reset 🔐");
+            $self->flash(info => "Password has been reset. 🔐");
 
             return $self->redirect_to('flagged_list');
         }
@@ -234,7 +234,7 @@ sub lock_acct($self) {
             my $email = $v->param('email');
 
             $self->moderator->lock_acct($email);
-            $self->stash(info => "Account $email has been locked 🔒");
+            $self->stash(info => "Account $email has been locked. 🔒");
         }
     }
 
@@ -256,7 +256,7 @@ sub unlock_acct($self) {
             my $email = $v->param('email');
 
             $self->moderator->unlock_acct($email);
-            $self->stash(info => "Account $email has been unlocked 🔓");
+            $self->stash(info => "Account $email has been unlocked. 🔓");
         }
     }
 
@@ -278,7 +278,7 @@ sub promote($self) {
             my $email = $v->param('email');
 
             $self->moderator->promote($email);
-            $self->stash(info => "Account $email has been promoted to admin 🧑‍🎓");
+            $self->stash(info => "Account $email has been promoted to admin. 🧑‍🎓");
         }
     }
 
@@ -300,7 +300,7 @@ sub demote($self) {
             my $email = $v->param('email');
 
             $self->moderator->demote($email);
-            $self->stash(info => "Account $email has been demoted to mod 🧒");
+            $self->stash(info => "Account $email has been demoted to mod. 🧒");
         }
     }
 
@@ -326,7 +326,7 @@ sub thread_by_id($self) {
 
     $self->stash(thread => $thread);
 
-    $self->stash(status => 404, error => 'Thread not found 🤷')
+    $self->stash(status => 404, error => 'Thread not found. 🤷')
         unless keys %{$thread};
 
     $self->render;
@@ -338,7 +338,7 @@ sub remark_by_id($self) {
 
     $self->stash(remark => $remark);
 
-    $self->stash(status => 404, error => 'Remark not found 🤷')
+    $self->stash(status => 404, error => 'Remark not found. 🤷')
         unless keys %{$remark};
 
     $self->render;
diff --git a/lib/PostText/Controller/Page.pm b/lib/PostText/Controller/Page.pm
index e8614bc..2b5dba1 100644
--- a/lib/PostText/Controller/Page.pm
+++ b/lib/PostText/Controller/Page.pm
@@ -50,4 +50,38 @@ sub captcha($self) {
     $self->render;
 }
 
+sub search($self) {
+    my $v              = $self->validation;
+    my $search_results = [];
+    my ($search_query, $this_page, $last_page, $base_path);
+
+    if ($v->has_data) {
+        $v->required('q'   )->size(1, 2_047);
+        $v->optional('page');
+
+        if ($v->has_error) {
+            $self->stash(status => 400)
+        }
+        else {
+            $search_query   = $v->param('q');
+            $this_page      = $v->param('page') || 1;
+            $last_page      = $self->page->last_page_for($search_query);
+            $base_path      = $self->url_for->query(q => $search_query);
+            $search_results = $self->page->search($search_query, $this_page);
+
+            $self->stash(status => 404, error => 'No posts found. 🔎')
+                unless scalar @{$search_results};
+        }
+    }
+
+    $self->stash(
+        this_page      => $this_page,
+        last_page      => $last_page,
+        base_path      => $base_path,
+        search_results => $search_results
+        );
+
+    $self->render;
+}
+
 1;
diff --git a/lib/PostText/Controller/Remark.pm b/lib/PostText/Controller/Remark.pm
index 4cbe8d4..7af6dd7 100644
--- a/lib/PostText/Controller/Remark.pm
+++ b/lib/PostText/Controller/Remark.pm
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ sub by_id($self) {
 
     $self->stash(remark => $remark);
 
-    $self->stash(status => 404, error => 'Remark not found 🤷')
+    $self->stash(status => 404, error => 'Remark not found. 🤷')
         unless keys %{$remark};
 
     # Set filename for right-click & save-as behavior
@@ -79,7 +79,7 @@ sub create($self) {
         body_limit  => $body_limit
         );
 
-    $self->stash(status => 404, error => 'Thread not found 🤷')
+    $self->stash(status => 404, error => 'Thread not found. 🤷')
         unless keys %{$thread};
 
     return $self->render;
diff --git a/lib/PostText/Controller/Thread.pm b/lib/PostText/Controller/Thread.pm
index b258a94..d0cd240 100644
--- a/lib/PostText/Controller/Thread.pm
+++ b/lib/PostText/Controller/Thread.pm
@@ -67,12 +67,12 @@ sub by_id($self) {
         remarks   => $remarks
         );
 
-    $self->stash(status => 404, error => 'Thread not found 🤷')
+    $self->stash(status => 404, error => 'Thread not found. 🤷')
         unless keys %{$thread};
 
     # Check for remarks or thread page number to make sure
     # remark->by_page_for did its job
-    $self->stash(status => 404, error => 'Page not found 🕵️')
+    $self->stash(status => 404, error => 'Page not found. 🕵️')
         unless scalar @{$remarks} || $this_page == $last_page;
 
     # Set filename for right-click & save-as behavior
@@ -98,7 +98,7 @@ sub by_page($self) {
         base_path => $base_path
         );
 
-    $self->stash(status => 404, error => 'Page not found 🕵️')
+    $self->stash(status => 404, error => 'Page not found. 🕵️')
         unless scalar @{$threads};
 
     $self->render;
diff --git a/lib/PostText/Model/Page.pm b/lib/PostText/Model/Page.pm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..a4b5651
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lib/PostText/Model/Page.pm
@@ -0,0 +1,64 @@
+package PostText::Model::Page;
+
+use Mojo::Base -base, -signatures;
+
+has 'pg';
+
+has per_page => 5;
+
+has date_format => 'Dy, FMDD Mon YYYY HH24:MI:SS TZHTZM';
+
+sub search($self, $search_query, $this_page = 1) {
+    my $date_format = $self->date_format;
+    my $row_count   = $self->per_page;
+    my $offset      = ($this_page - 1) * $row_count;
+    my @data        = ($date_format, $search_query, $row_count, $offset);
+
+    $self->pg->db->query(<<~'END_SQL', @data)->hashes;
+        SELECT 'thread'                                               AS post_type,
+               thread_id                                              AS post_id,
+               TO_CHAR(thread_date, $1)                               AS post_date,
+               thread_author                                          AS post_author,
+               thread_body                                            AS post_body,
+               TS_RANK(search_tokens, PLAINTO_TSQUERY('english', $2)) AS search_rank
+          FROM threads
+         WHERE search_tokens @@ PLAINTO_TSQUERY('english', $2)
+         UNION ALL
+        SELECT 'remark',
+               remark_id,
+               TO_CHAR(remark_date, $1),
+               remark_author,
+               remark_body,
+               TS_RANK(search_tokens, PLAINTO_TSQUERY('english', $2))
+          FROM remarks
+         WHERE search_tokens @@ PLAINTO_TSQUERY('english', $2)
+         ORDER BY search_rank DESC, post_date DESC
+         LIMIT $3 OFFSET $4;
+       END_SQL
+}
+
+sub count_for($self, $search_query) {
+    $self->pg->db->query(<<~'END_SQL', $search_query)->hash->{'post_tally'}
+         SELECT COUNT(*) AS post_tally
+           FROM (SELECT thread_date AS post_date
+                   FROM threads
+                  WHERE search_tokens @@ PLAINTO_TSQUERY('english', $1)
+                  UNION ALL
+                 SELECT remark_date
+                   FROM remarks
+                  WHERE search_tokens @@ PLAINTO_TSQUERY('english', $1))
+             AS posts;
+        END_SQL
+}
+
+sub last_page_for($self, $search_query) {
+    my $post_count = $self->count_for($search_query);
+    my $last_page  = int($post_count / $self->per_page);
+
+    # Add a page for 'remainder' posts
+    $last_page++ if $post_count % $self->per_page;
+
+    return $last_page;
+}
+
+1;
diff --git a/lib/PostText/Model/Thread.pm b/lib/PostText/Model/Thread.pm
index 9564910..f380650 100644
--- a/lib/PostText/Model/Thread.pm
+++ b/lib/PostText/Model/Thread.pm
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@ package PostText::Model::Thread;
 
 use Mojo::Base -base, -signatures;
 
-has [qw{pg hr}];
+has [qw{pg hr max_pages}];
 
 has per_page => 5;
 
@@ -53,11 +53,16 @@ sub by_page($self, $this_page = 1) {
 sub last_page($self) {
     my $thread_count = $self->count;
     my $last_page    = int($thread_count / $self->per_page);
+    my $max_pages    = $self->max_pages;
 
     # Add a page for 'remainder' posts
     $last_page++ if $thread_count % $self->per_page;
 
-    $last_page;
+    if ($max_pages) {
+        $last_page = $max_pages if $last_page > $max_pages
+    }
+
+    return $last_page;
 }
 
 sub count($self) {
diff --git a/migrations/15/down.sql b/migrations/15/down.sql
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..404e499
--- /dev/null
+++ b/migrations/15/down.sql
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+DROP EXTENSION pg_trgm;
+
+ALTER TABLE threads
+ DROP COLUMN search_tokens;
+
+ALTER TABLE remarks
+ DROP COLUMN search_tokens;
diff --git a/migrations/15/up.sql b/migrations/15/up.sql
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..ef2ba0d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/migrations/15/up.sql
@@ -0,0 +1,27 @@
+-- Fuzzy search
+-- https://hevodata.com/blog/postgresql-full-text-search-setup/#Fuzzy_Search_vs_Full_Text_Search
+CREATE EXTENSION pg_trgm;
+
+-- Create column for seearch tokens
+    ALTER TABLE threads
+      ADD COLUMN search_tokens TSVECTOR
+GENERATED ALWAYS AS
+          (TO_TSVECTOR('english', thread_author) ||
+           TO_TSVECTOR('english', thread_title ) ||
+           TO_TSVECTOR('english', thread_body  )) STORED;
+
+-- Create GIN index for search tokens
+CREATE INDEX threads_search_idx
+    ON threads
+ USING GIN(search_tokens);
+
+-- Same for remarks
+    ALTER TABLE remarks
+      ADD COLUMN search_tokens TSVECTOR
+GENERATED ALWAYS AS
+          (TO_TSVECTOR('english', remark_author) ||
+           TO_TSVECTOR('english', remark_body  )) STORED;
+
+CREATE INDEX remarks_search_idx
+    ON remarks
+ USING GIN(search_tokens);
diff --git a/public/images/windowstars.gif b/public/images/windowstars.gif
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..5a9db73
Binary files /dev/null and b/public/images/windowstars.gif differ
diff --git a/t/search.t b/t/search.t
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4ebbef9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/t/search.t
@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+use Mojo::Base -strict;
+use Test::More;
+use Test::Mojo;
+
+my $t             = Test::Mojo->new('PostText');
+my $invalid_query = 'aaaaaaaa' x 300;
+my %good_human    = (answer => 1, number => 'Ⅰ');
+my $search_url    =
+    '/captcha/H4sIABJ8PGUAA8soKSmw0tfPyU9OzMnILy6xMjYwMNDPKM1NzNMvTk0sSs4AAPrUR3kiAAAA%0A';
+
+subtest 'Search before CAPTCHA', sub {
+    $t->get_ok('/human/search')->status_is(302)
+        ->header_like(Location => qr/captcha/);
+};
+
+subtest 'Search after CAPTCHA', sub {
+    $t->post_ok($search_url, form => \%good_human)
+        ->status_is(302)
+        ->header_like(Location => qr{human/search});
+
+    $t->get_ok('/human/search')->status_is(200)
+        ->text_like(h2 => qr/Search Posts/);
+
+    $t->get_ok('/human/search?q=aaaaaaaaaa')->status_is(404)
+        ->text_like(p => qr/No posts found/);
+
+    $t->get_ok('/human/search?q=lmao')->status_is(200)
+        ->text_like(h3 => qr/Results/);
+
+    $t->get_ok("/human/search?q=$invalid_query")->status_is(400)
+        ->text_like(p => qr/Must be between/);
+};
+
+done_testing;
diff --git a/templates/page/search.html.ep b/templates/page/search.html.ep
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..fab866f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/templates/page/search.html.ep
@@ -0,0 +1,60 @@
+% layout 'default';
+% title 'Search Posts';
+<% content_for open_graph => begin %>
+  <meta property="og:type" content="website">
+  <meta property="og:title" content="<%= title %>">
+  <meta property="og:description" content="Search for posts.">
+<% end %>
+<% content_for twitter_card => begin %>
+  <meta name="twitter:title" content="<%= title %>">
+  <meta name="twitter:description" content="Search for posts.">
+<% end %>
+<h2 class="page-title"><%= title %></h2>
+<form method="get" class="form-body">
+  <div class="form-field">
+    <% if (my $error = validation->error('q')) { =%>
+    <p class="field-with-error">Must be between <%= $error->[2] %>
+      and <%= $error->[3] %> characters.</p>
+    <% } =%>
+    <%= label_for search => 'Search' %>
+    <%= text_field q => (
+        id        => 'search',
+        maxlength => 2047,
+        minlength => 1,
+        required  => undef,
+        autofocus => undef
+    ) %>
+  </div>
+  <button type="submit" class="form-button">Search</button>
+</form>
+<% if (scalar @{$search_results}) { =%>
+<main class="pager" id="results">
+  <h3 class="pager__title">Results</h3>
+  <% for my $result (@{$search_results}) { =%>
+  <article class="post">
+    <h4 class="post__title">
+      <span>
+        <%= $result->{'post_date'} %>
+      </span>
+      <% if ($result->{'post_type'} eq 'thread') { =%>
+      <%= link_to "#$result->{'post_id'}", single_thread =>
+        {thread_id => $result->{'post_id'}}, (class => 'post__id') %>
+      <% } else { =%>
+      <%= link_to "#$result->{'post_id'}", single_remark =>
+        {remark_id => $result->{'post_id'}}, (class => 'post__id') %>
+      <% } =%>
+    </h4>
+    <h5 class="post__author"><%= $result->{'post_author'} %></h5>
+    <div class="post__body">
+      <%== markdown $result->{'post_body'} =%>
+    </div>
+  </article>
+  <% } =%>
+  <% if ($last_page && $last_page != 1) { =%>
+  <nav class="pager__nav">
+    <%= pagination $this_page, $last_page,
+      ($base_path . '&page={page}#results') %>
+  </nav>
+  <% } =%>
+</main>
+<% } =%>
diff --git a/templates/thread/by_page.html.ep b/templates/thread/by_page.html.ep
index 844fec5..5212c8b 100644
--- a/templates/thread/by_page.html.ep
+++ b/templates/thread/by_page.html.ep
@@ -12,6 +12,22 @@
 <h2 class="page-title"><%= title %></h2>
 <% if (scalar @{$threads}) { =%>
 <main class="pager">
+  <%= form_for search_page => (class => 'form-body'), begin %>
+    <div class="form-field">
+      <% if (my $error = validation->error('q')) { =%>
+      <p class="field-with-error">Must be between <%= $error->[2] %>
+        and <%= $error->[3] %> characters.</p>
+    <% } =%>
+    <%= label_for search => 'Search' %>
+    <%= text_field q => (
+        id        => 'search',
+        maxlength => 2047,
+        minlength => 1,
+        required  => undef
+    ) %>
+    </div>
+    <button type="submit" class="form-button">Search</button>
+  <% end %>
   <% for my $thread (@{$threads}) { =%>
   <article class="post">
     <h3 class="post__title">