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54 lines
1.7 KiB
Elixir
54 lines
1.7 KiB
Elixir
defmodule Pleroma.Web.ActivityPub.MRF.GABRewritePolicy do
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@moduledoc "Adds stupid quotes to gab users"
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@behaviour Pleroma.Web.ActivityPub.MRF
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@domain "gab.com"
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@appends [
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"Sent from AOL Mobile Mail",
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"John had surgery Friday and he's with the lord now.",
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"Lovely pics as alway, Janice. I have terminal brain cancer.",
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"DISCUSTING",
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"I DID NOT POST THAT! SOMEONE HAS HACKED MY ACCOUNT",
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"LOVE ETHYL",
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"Just got back from the doctor. I have Ebola. See you at church on Sunday!",
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"ADULT ONLY",
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"Are you my grandson?",
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"http://m.facebook.com",
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"WISH GOD WOULD TAKE ME.",
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"YOU SURE ARE A LONG BABY",
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"REFURBISHD +OK?",
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"THIS EMAIL IS INTENDED FOR THE RECIPIENT ONLY. PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT BEFORE YOU PRINT THIS MESSAGE",
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"AC/DC is my favourite band",
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"BRAD'S WIFE!",
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"Order corn!",
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"Yim yum",
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"My 49 year old son, Shane, died this morning.",
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"I called Mr uber",
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"Coconut oil.",
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"price for apple sauce at walmart",
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"no SWEARING on my timeline!",
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"MILK TRUK JUST ARRIVE",
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"Also my catheter bag is full.",
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"Go finish your yoghurt",
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"I am going to slap your mouth grandson."
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]
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def add(%{"object" => %{"content" => content}} = object) do
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put_in(object, ["object", "content"], content <> " " <> Enum.random(@appends))
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end
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@impl true
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def describe, do: "Appends boomer messages to the end of all statuses coming from gab.com"
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@impl true
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def filter(%{"type" => "Create", "actor" => actor} = object) do
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actor_info = URI.parse(actor)
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if String.contains?(actor_info.host, @domain) do
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{:ok, add(object)}
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else
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{:ok, object}
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end
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end
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def filter(object), do: {:ok, object}
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end
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